//** This Function writes a random quote to a div element with id ranQuotes **


// Populate Array with Quotes

var quoteArray = new Array(" \"So, Imp, you meddling Fish-farter, first I am going to have to deal with \
your friends-that duster-wearing dunderhead, and his seductive, Shadow-tech \
slinging strumpet! They have but hours to live! That\'s right! Danny Duke and \
Sally Shadow tech are going to die! Your pardon if that distresses you.\"\
<br><span class=\"name\">--Lord Milton antagonizing Carahil in the lab (LoE: The Hazards of the Old \
Ones)</span>",

" \"Well now,\" she said with her brand-new mouth. \"It appears that we\'re going \
to have ourselves an undignified scene here, boys-so, with that in mind, I \
might as well get comfortable.\"<br><span class=\"name\"> --Lord Milton, transformed, to the Goshawk\
Gang as he/she busts out of his clothes (LoE: the hazards of the Old Ones)</span>",
" \"You're acting like a child, Carahil. Tremble, for I have the Nergott Yogg \
and his Chortlymph,\" Bathloxi said as a bewildered looking man in a toga\
holding a black drum appeared. Bathloxi snorted. \"Your souls are lost.\"\
<br><br>Carahil appeared a bit put off. \"Is that Nergott Yogg who can create Wvulgroms?\" \
\"The same,\" Bathloxi said, with an obvious hint of smugness. \
\"Yeah, well so what?\" Carahil replied. He turned to Davage and Syg \
and said under his breath \"You guys are going to want to take out Nergott \
Yogg as soon as possible, ok?\" <br><span class=\"name\">--Bathloxi and Carahil assembling their \
Contest of Heroes champions in the Temple of the Exploding Head. (LoE: The \
Temple of the Exploding Head)</span>",

" \"Sam sighed. \"Before she died, I went to my grandmother after her visits to \
your castle and asked her if she thought you were ready to see me. I mean \
really see me. Always, she would say 'Almost, almost.' And I waited, for the \
day when I could come to you as I am, unafraid, and you would take my hand. \
I was so eager for it.\" She paused and sat silent for a moment. \"I guess \
'Almost' was as close as I ever came. I'm going to leave now, Kay, and I'll \
not be back. I'm sorry I'm not what you were hoping for. I'm sorry I'm not \
some golden-haired beauty. I'm sorry I'm not a Zenon girl that you talk \
about all the time. I'm sorry I disappointed you-I think that's what hurts \
the most...\" <br><span class=\"name\">--A heartbroken Sam to Lord Kabyl in the hidden Chapel (LoE:\
the Temple of the Exploding Head)</span>",

" \"I will say, Captain, you have a knack for changing the subject and keeping \
me confused. Very well, I will permit you to live long enough to escort me \
to these quarters you offer. I will expect more of these pastries that I \
like to be made available there, as well as more coffee. The coffee will be \
properly treated. If I receive it untreated, if I receive it in its bestial \
form, I will kill you. And you-you will wear more of your insipid cologne at \
all times in my presence, understood?\" <br><span class=\"name\">--Sygillis of Metatron to Captain \
Davage in the brig, as she struggles with her new emotions (LoE: Sygillis of \
Metatron)</span>",

" \"Please tell your Syg that I will be coming for her. Please have the \
courtesy to tell her that she is going to die. She will not be your \
Countess. I'll see her dead first.\" <br><span class=\"name\">--Princess Marilith to Captain Davage \
(LoE: Sygillis of Metatron)</span>",
" \"Stenstrom looked at her standing there by the bust. \"What are you doing?\" \
he asked.<br>\
\"I'm guarding the statue of Admiral Pax here.\"<br>\
\"You're guarding a bust?\"<br>\
\"No, I'm guarding the statue,\" she said pointing at it. \"That's \
what they said. They said, after I messed up the surprise inspection and \
got everybody in trouble: 'Guard Admiral Pax with your life.' So, here I \
am.\" <br><span class=\"name\">--Paymaster Stenstrom to Private Taara on St. Porter's Day (LoE:\
Sands of the Solar Empire)</span>",

" \"I have my orders, sir-and you have yours. I order you to remain on station \
and await my arrival, where I, and my team, shall board the ship post haste. \
At that time, I shall relieve you of your command, take Private Taara into \
custody, and return Adjutant Josephus to the Fleet. Then, I shall escort \
you to the gym where I shall gladly relieve you of your teeth. Take your \
pick-boxing, wrestling, sambo, or a good old-fashioned, bare-knuckle \
fight-it's up to you!\"<br><span class=\"name\"> --An angry Captain Gwendolyn to Paymaster Stenstrom \
(LoE: Sands of the Solar Empire)</span>",

" \"That's him, Gwendolyn. He's out there, looking for us. He's trying to \
help us. For Creation's sake, answer the Com, and save us all!\" <br><span class=\"name\">--A dying \
Morgan-Jeterix says to Captain Gwendolyn on Cronyn-World (LoE: Sands of the \
Solar Empire)</span>");

var l = quoteArray.length;

var rnd_no = Math.floor(l*Math.random());



// Write quote to innerHTML attrib of the referenced Element

function randomQuote() {
document.getElementById('ranQuotes').innerHTML = quoteArray[rnd_no];
}